ifartconfetti:

ifartconfetti:

Putting your vampire fuckbuddy into the sauna to reach normal body temp before sex so their ice cold hole doesn’t kill your boner

Glad yall are vibing with my very important thoughts on the undead

brucebocchi:

bagofbonesmp3:

i need more of these

an all timer

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that’s fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

main thing i’ve learned so far is that some of you are getting really fake ass degrees

radiofreederry:

beardedmrbean:

heartseeker:

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

wonderwomemes:

skye–walker:

zagreus:

asymbina:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

zagreus:

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

i don’t know anything about geology

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

alright this is fine

Good post everyone hit the showers

hunter-rodrigez:

callmebliss:

A decade later and this is still one of the funniest things ever

For anyone who doesn’t know, John Cage’s 4'33 is 4 minutes and 33 seconds of complete silence…

our-queer-experience:

ALT

ALT

sorry the onion has been killing it lately unfollow if you disagree

boycum3000:

what I want to do to mens’ bodies is between me and God and everyone on the internet and no one else

queercoded-disney-villain:

nthfunct:

[“guy who’s building a machine made out of people & noticed you don’t fit into their machine” voice] something’s wrong with you

ALT

The three genders.

queermarzipan:

ravenkings:

ALT

rthko:

acrownofcandy:

equality

Wife and mother. 34

brothersskeleton:

radwolf76:

dark-sappho:

yeah.

daggerfall: